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December 8

MORE AMA (Agustin-Magdangal Academy) JOKES FROM TEXTBOMB 3

How do you know students by smell?
DLSU - Polo
ADMU - Hugo Boss
San Beda: Banana Republic
UP - Penshoppe
UST - Bench
Adamson - Axe
PUP - Downy
AMA - Green Cross alcohol


Favorite looney tune character of colleges:
DLSU - Taz
ADMU - Bugs bunny
UP - Sylvester
UST - Tweety
FEU - Porky pig
AMA - Marvin... and jolina


Bracelet ng mga estudyante:
La Salle - Philip Cartier
Benilde - Tennis bracelet
CRC - Tiffany
UST - Silver works
UP - Friendship bracelet
FEU - Tattoo
AMA - Rubber band


Ibaít-ibang reaksyon ng mga estudyante ng makakita na prostitute:
UP - Bayaran!
DLSU - Flirt!
ADMU - Loose!
San Beda - How much?
AMA - Hi classmate!
AMA - Hi suki!



Pag-uwian ng mga estudyante:
DLSU - Where are you naka-park?
ADMU - Wanna hitch?
Assumption - Gosh, my driver is so tagal!
UST - Convoy tayo.
UP - Mama bayad ko.
AMA - O, eto sukli mo!


Favorite chicken ng mga universities:
DLSU - Kenny Rogers
ADMU - Maryís
UST - KFC
UP - Andokís
AMA - Maggi chicken cubes!


Schoolís reaction when flooded:
La Salle - Oh my God, itís baha!
Ateneo - **** itís flooded again!
UST - *******, baha na naman!
UP - **** pare, baha!
AMA - Tara ligo tayo!


Anong sinasabi nila pag gusto nilang makipag-sex sa love nila?
SAN BEDA - I like you
ATENEO - I love you
ADAMSON - Itís my first time
LA SALLE - I Trust You
UST - shhhh!
AMA - ayusin nyo nga ang pila nyo dyan!

 

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