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November 10

News Flash: Vatican warned Sin that he will go to hell while Erap will go
to heaven coz when Sin talks, people sleep. But when Erap talks, the
entire nation prays.

Good news: Ang White Lady sa Balete Drive, hindi na nagpapakita.
Bad news: Ibinahay na kasi siya ni Erap sa Boracay Mansion.

Jinggoy and Erap in a museum. (Jinggoy looking at a mummy)
Jinggoy: Dad, what's the meaning of 1232 B.C.?
Erap: Anak, iyan ang plate number ng nakabangga sa kanya.

Q: If Loi is First Lady, ano naman si Guia?
A: Lady in jueteng.
Q: Ano naman si Jinggoy?
A: Anak ng jueteng.
Q: Ano naman si Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo?
A: Jueteng and hoping.

Sino ang mas magaling, ang mga La Sallista o ang mga Atenista?
A: Ang La Sallista Expedition lang ang ninanakaw, ang Atenista P20M kada
buwan.


ERAP SPEECH - “My enemies are JUETENG to destroy me! CASINOngalingan lahat
ang pinagsasabi nila! Sila ay mabiBINGO sa kanilang binabalak! Dahil noon
pa man, sinabi ko na sa inyo na inaJAIALAI ko ang aking buhay sa bayan!”


AIDS of Marcos and Erap:
Marcos’ AIDS: Acquired Income Deposited in Switzerland
Erap’s AIDS: Acquired Income Delivered by Singson 
November 13

With the continued worsening situation in Jolo ,Pres. Joseph Estrada
agreed to appoint members of the Abu Sayyaf group in some Government
agencies. With their qualifications and experience, the following have
been appointed to these Government agencies:
Abu Gado ---- Dept. of Justice
Abu Rido ---- Dept. of National Defense
Abu Nado ---- Dept. of Finance
Abu Loy ---- Dept. of Social Welfare
Abu Tan ---- Bureau of Customs
Abu Sado ---- Phil. National Police
Abu So ---- Dept. of Tourism
Abu Lario --- Dept. of health
I salute the President for his effort.........more power to you Erap and
keep on the good work.


I LOVE ERAP.
I SUPPORT ERAP.
I DO NOT WANT ERAP TO RESIGN.
Forward this e-mail message to 9 friends in 3 days & you will lose 9
friends.  Do not ignore.  This is true!!!


Meanings of ERAP: 
Erap Resign Para Angat ang Pinoy 
Erap Resign Awa ka sa Pilipinas 
Erap Resign Ala ng kaming Pasensiya 
Erap Resign Ayaw namin ng Palpak 


Erap Wives: 
LOI: Lady Often Insulted 
GUIA: Girl Using Intimacy for Advantage 
LAARNI: Lamang sa Ari-Arian kaya No Imik


Q: Ano ang special feature ng cell phone ni Erap? 
A: Meron itong "Call Jueteng."
November 15

News Flash: Just in from Washington: 
Gore – 246 electoral votes 
Bush – 230 electoral votes 
Erap – 220 electrical volts 


ERAP SPEECH : Mga Cory-kong ninyo! You are inFidelity in your
actChavities. You have committed a Cardinal Sin! Arroyo na! Marc-os my
word!


Noli Boy : Ano po ba ang pinagkaiba ng misis at mistress?
Erap : Ang misis, maybahay. Ang mistress, may mansion.


We shouldn’t allow Erap to resign or be replaced because we would lose the
basis of our daily happiness. 
Wala na tayong mapagtatawanan pa. 


Erap resigns!!! He will be on nationwide TV tonight at 10:00 PM to finally
announce his resignation. 

Praktis lang… Baka malapit na. 


Noli Boy : Mr. President, ano ang masasabi ninyo sa resignation ng mga
government officials?
Erap : Ewan ko nga ba. Ako ang pinagre-resign, sila ang nag-resign. Bahala
sila sa buhay nila!


Cory on Erap: “I pray Erap will find it in his heart to leave with grace.” 
Erap on Cory: “Sinungaling ka! Maninira! Dito kayo masisira sa batikos
ninyo sa akin dahil wala akong kilalang Grace, mamatay man!

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