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October 25, 2000

News Flash: Loi Ejercito has resigned as First Lady. It is reported that Jude will take over. 

Describe Erap: Babaero, Lasenggo, sugarol, taba, tamad, sakang maglakad, mayabang, utak ipis. 
Describe Jinggoy: just add panget. 

Showbiz item. Due to ban of bold films, Ara Mina is changing image by doing a martial art movie about kickboxing. The title is Kicking Pinay. 

News Flash: Nahimatay si Cardinal Sin nang malaman niyang ang jueteng lords ang pinakamalaki ang ibinibigay sa Simbahang Katoliko! 
Nahimatay uli si Cardinal Sin nang ipinasosoli sa kanya ang pera.

October 27

News Flash: Erap Nagsisisi Na Sa Mga Kasalanan Niya! Sinisi niya na si
Ramos, Sinisi niya na si Cory, Sinisi niya na si Cardinal, Sinisi niya ang
mga mayaman.

I love Erap, I support Erap, I don't want Erap to resign. Send these
message to 9 of your friends and in 3 days you will lose 9 of your
friends. Do not ignore, this is true.


DLSU - De La Salle University
ADMU - Ateneo de Manila University
UST - University of Santo Tomas
UP - University of the Philippines
AMA - Ayyyyy.... Marvin Agustin!


Bakit kasalanan ni Erap pag may brownout? Sabi ni Ernie Baron - Pag walang
Knowledge, Walang Power!

Morning prayers:
Dear Lord, thank you for making me healthy. Can you please also make me
sexy? If you can’t make me sexy, please just make all my friends fat. Amen.
October 30 
Erap: Hinding-hindi ako Magre-resign! 
Cory: Baket? Erap: Hindi ako marunong gumawa ng resignation letter! 
Mare1: Buti ka pa mare may anak na. Kami isang taon ng kasal, wala pa din. 
Mare2: Araw-arawin niyo kasi ng mister mo. 
Mare1: Ano ka? Araw- araw na nga kami eh, ang sakit-sakit na ng puwet ko! 
DLSU - De La Salle University 
ADMU - Ateneo de Manila University 
UST - University of Santo Tomas UP - University of the Philippines 
AMA - Agustin-Magdangal Association 
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 
You are invited to a party at Malacañang Palace--no costumes needed! 
Meet the REAL MONSTERS... LIVE!!! 
News flash: Lucio Tan neglected plans of his daughter to marry a wealthy 
businessman named Albert Canto, he does not like the name of the occasion: 
Canto-Tan wedding!
 Ang Pag-ibig ay parang UTOT, kahit anong gawin mo'y napakahirap ITAGO, 
at pag inamin ibinuga mo ang kimkim na damdamin MAAAMOY ang lahat 
hindi ka man umamin. 

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