Matagal nang naghahanap ng trabaho yung bagong saltang Pinoy. Nakakita siya ng posibilidad sa "Help Wanted" section ng Classified Ads. "Wanted - Painter of Porch". Aba!, sabi nung Pinoy sa sarili... OK ito! Sa Pilipinas, e marami na akong pininta; yung libingan ng lolo ko, yung pader ng lumang bahay namin, yung kulungan ng mga baboy ng tiyo ko - pwede palagay ko ako rito!
In-explain nung Kano na nangangailangan ng pintor: "I need to have my porch painted, all in one day. The work involves scraping all the paint up to the bare surface, applying a coat of primer and two final coats of orange paint. Can you do this?"
Sagot nung Pinoy nung ininterbyu siya ng Kano... "Sir, yes sir. I can kaskas... I mean, remoob paint en apply paint beri well."
"Okay!", sabi nung Kano. "You've got the job! Everything you'll need has been unloaded from the trunk of the car."
Tatlong oras pa lang, narining na nung Kano na kumakatok yung Pinoy sa pinto niya. "Sir... Pinis oreydi".
"Wow!" sabi nung Kano. "You finished the job in three hours. Are you sure you scraped the old paint to the bare surface?"
"Sir, yes sir. I tanggalated all the old paint." sagot nung Pinoy.
"Then, you deserve a bonus! Here's another 20 bucks." sabi nung Kano.
"Sir, tenkyu sir." wika nung Pinoy. "Pero sir, you don't heb a porch... your car is a BMW..."
Dan Balikbayan from Bicol
si Dan sa Amerika sa tuloNg nang kanyang kumpare na may kontak sa immigration
sa Pilipinas. Medyo tagilid ang papeles niya kaya masyado siyang maingat
(TNT). Ayaw man lang lumabas ng bahay si Dan kung hindi kasama ang kanyang
A filipina was in a flight to the the US and at some point the flight the attendant was serving salad to the passengers and so she came back after a few minutes and asked the filipino, "How's the dressing?" (referring to the salad), and the filipina replied, " OH, MY CLOTHES ARE VERY COMFORTABLE THANK YOU."
In the news it was mentioned that Erap was gonna buy Philippine AirLines and that he's gonna call it ERAP-plano!
mapapagkasya ang 71 katao sa isang kotse at tumatakbo pa kayo ng 120 Mph.
malalaman kung walang panty ang madre?
na? Long time no see ah!"
lang basbasan ng pari ang isang presong nakaupo sa silya-electrika.
press conference on morality...
One particular day many years ago, Erap's wife was having labor pains.
Erap panicked so he called their doctor.
Erap: Hello, doc. My wife is in labor!
Doc: Is she in a lot of pain?
Erap: Yes, doc!
Doc: Is this the first baby?
Erap: No, doc. This is Erap!
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